robin thicke goes to order a hamburger at mcdonalds but there’s a family of ducks in front of him taking forever to order. he hates these bird lines
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
i really honestly feel like no one has ever like looked at me twice or thought wow she’s the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen or god i wish i looked like her